There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.

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There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.


Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.

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Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.


Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.


It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

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It’s not cheating unless you get caught.


I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.


I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

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I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.


I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.


Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

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Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.


All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege

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All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege


’ve got problem for your solution…

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’ve got problem for your solution…