When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.


Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.


Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.


Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution


Marriage is a three ring circus

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Marriage is a three ring circus


Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

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Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener.


Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.


I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.




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