You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.


What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

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What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.


The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.


The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.


The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.


If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.


If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

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If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.


If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.


I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.


I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.

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I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.




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