You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.

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You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.


Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!

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Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!


The Grass is always greener … when it is rolled up in a paper.

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The Grass is always greener … when it is rolled up in a paper.


If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.

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If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.


I’ve never had a problem

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I’ve never had a problem


I’m not as think as you stoned I am.

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I’m not as think as you stoned I am.


I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

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I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.


I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

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I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.


I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.


I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.




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